My "Funny" Family

A teensy bit of back story: My cousin Danny is six months younger than me and we haven't gotten along since we were five or six. This is largely because he is a huge jerk and says inappropriate things that aren't even funny all the time and thinks he's the greatest fecking comedian in the galaxy. And he used to mock me for being overweight (I find it hillarious that he and his wife are both on the hefty side now). His wife is also a phony and as goofy looking as he is. Still, they felt compelled to reproduce, resulting in goofy looking kids, but I don't hold that against the poor wee ones.

Danny's wife gushes on Facebook about her older son (I think he's four) starting hockey. I will cut and paste the online exchange.

Danny's Wife: First day of hockey!! It was so curt and fun!!

Danny: good Lord, he was like a little NHL'er with his daddy's good looks ...

Danny's Mom: I thought you were his daddy-LOL

Yep, a face not even a mother could love. That's the kind of screwed up folk I come from.

So glad my mom isn't on Facebook. She probably isn't even sure what it is.