veganhothead

With all the safe and reliable methods of family planning available, you'd think Kim Kardashian could avoid getting knocked up at least until her divorce comes through. I get that accidents happen (I was one, after all) but this stinks of a publicity stunt. As far as I'm concerned, these celebutards can do whatever they want, sure, go ahead and have a big ol' fake wedding! But to drag an innocent baby into it...grow up KimYe! I hate that moniker.

I also found out on Facebook my buddy Ken is gonna be a daddy in July. Wow, that girl works fast.

Call me hardened and cynical, but I can totally see those two in a courtroom in two years time with her demanding money and him having to send her a monthly check until the day she dies. No way he's getting this apartment back!

I don't get it. But then, here I am about to turn 30 and my first reaction when one of my peers gets pregnant is still "oh shit, did the condom break?"

Damn, this flu is making me a cranky bee-otch. Damn, my friend was supposed to bring me some soup. I hope she isn't lost in the snow.